February 2011
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Need food for my antibiotics? Ramen. Need drink for my antibiotics? Beer.
Feb 1st
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Feb 1st
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January 2011
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I'M GOING TO STAPLES
This is how I celebrate paychecks. Fuck yeah office supplies!
Jan 31st
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Jan 31st
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“You’re naked, chasing the cat around. You’ve got Cool Whip.”
– Chris Hansen, at the same time confronting this suspect and describing my everyday life. (via bumblebeemouth)
Jan 31st
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Jan 31st
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Jan 31st
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Jan 30th
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Aww shit.
Why do boys knock on my door at 1:35 a.m. when I’m on bed rest and dying and have no makeup on? Seriously, when you’re on 4 antibiotics, the words that you say do not make sense. Prime examples include: - “I’d let you come in but my room is so messy I can’t find it” - “I like your flannel, I feel like you would like my dad” - “Did you see that...
Jan 30th
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Jan 30th
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Jan 30th
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IS THAT HOW ZUCKERBERG ACTUALLY TALKS? HE SOUNDS...
scruffylittleherdnerder:
Jan 30th
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JESSE EISENBERG
YOU ADORABLY AWKWARD MOTHERFUCKER edit: Spoke too soon, real life Mark Zuckerberg is the most awkward of all.
Jan 30th
Jan 30th
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ListenBrand New // Limousine So I was looking up the...
Jan 30th
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Well I love you so much, but do me a favor, baby...
…’cause I can dish it out, but I can’t take it.
Jan 30th
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Jan 30th
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cantshakethislittlefeeling asked: we have the same first name!
=]
hiii.
Jan 30th
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Jan 29th
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Jan 29th
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Jan 29th
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Emergency Room like yeeeeeah
Throwing up since midnight, 104 degree temperature, bloated like a little African baby… I’m going to just man up and go already. BUT I AM NOT HAPPY ABOUT IT.
Jan 28th
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Jan 27th
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CUTE BOY ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK I REPEAT: THE BOY WHO I, BRITTANY, THINK IS CUTE,  ADDED ME, BRITTANY, ON FACEBOOK EVEN THOUGH LAST NIGHT I WAS SO NERVOUS ALL I COULD TALK TO HIM ABOUT WERE SUPERHEROES
Jan 27th
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Jan 27th
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Jan 27th
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Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
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slavicinferno:
Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
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ListenModest Mouse // The Good Times Are Killing Me
Jan 25th
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Jan 25th
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Jan 25th
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Jan 25th
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Jan 25th
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Jan 25th
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Oh, he apologized. Guess that unbangs that...
Jan 25th
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Jan 25th
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Jan 24th
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Maybe. Maybe not. Maybe fuck yourself.
Jan 24th
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Jan 24th
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Jan 24th
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Jan 23rd
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Jan 23rd
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-1-16) →
Brand New (26) The Black Keys (19) Mumford & Sons (15) Marina & the Diamonds (10) Fanfarlo (8) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Jan 22nd
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Jan 21st
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ListenThe Avett Brothers // The Perfect Space I have...
Jan 20th
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Jan 20th
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“‎I’m not sentimental - I’m as romantic as you are. The idea, you know, is that...”
– F. Scott Fitzgerald, This Side of Paradise (via smatterings)
Jan 20th