February 2011
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Need food for my antibiotics? Ramen. Need drink for my antibiotics? Beer.
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January 2011
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I'M GOING TO STAPLES
This is how I celebrate paychecks. Fuck yeah office supplies!
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You’re naked, chasing the cat around. You’ve got Cool Whip.
– Chris Hansen, at the same time confronting this suspect and describing my everyday life. (via bumblebeemouth)
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Aww shit.
Why do boys knock on my door at 1:35 a.m. when I’m on bed rest and dying and have no makeup on? Seriously, when you’re on 4 antibiotics, the words that you say do not make sense. Prime examples include:
- “I’d let you come in but my room is so messy I can’t find it” - “I like your flannel, I feel like you would like my dad” - “Did you see that...
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IS THAT HOW ZUCKERBERG ACTUALLY TALKS? HE SOUNDS...
scruffylittleherdnerder:
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JESSE EISENBERG
YOU ADORABLY AWKWARD MOTHERFUCKER
edit: Spoke too soon, real life Mark Zuckerberg is the most awkward of all.
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Well I love you so much, but do me a favor, baby...
…’cause I can dish it out, but I can’t take it.
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cantshakethislittlefeeling asked: we have the same first name!
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hiii.
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hiii.
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Emergency Room like yeeeeeah
Throwing up since midnight, 104 degree temperature, bloated like a little African baby… I’m going to just man up and go already. BUT I AM NOT HAPPY ABOUT IT.
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CUTE BOY ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
I REPEAT: THE BOY WHO I, BRITTANY, THINK IS CUTE, ADDED ME, BRITTANY, ON FACEBOOK
EVEN THOUGH LAST NIGHT I WAS SO NERVOUS ALL I COULD TALK TO HIM ABOUT WERE SUPERHEROES
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slavicinferno:
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Oh, he apologized. Guess that unbangs that...
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Maybe. Maybe not. Maybe fuck yourself.
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-1-16) →
Brand New (26)
The Black Keys (19)
Mumford & Sons (15)
Marina & the Diamonds (10)
Fanfarlo (8)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
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I’m not sentimental - I’m as romantic as you are. The idea, you know, is that...
– F. Scott Fitzgerald, This Side of Paradise (via smatterings)