Today, I:

• Woke up with pink eye. So hot.
• Awkwardly ran into the preschool dad that asked me on a date.
• Tripped and faceplanted into my already broken mirror (yes, Hailey, I’ve been using the same broken mirror since when we broke it this summer)
• Laughed out loud in the middle of the Challenger disaster movie we were watching because apparently I can’t handle sentimental moments like normal people
• Aaaaand accidentally changed with the window wide open so that the entire service at the funeral home across the street could see me. And they did see me.